Não concordo com todas, longe disso, mas confesso que em nenhuma consegui evitar um sorriso (a bold as preferidas ;)
“I thank God I was born Catholic so sex will always be dirty.” --John Waters
"My girlfiend said to me in bed last night' 'you're a pervert' I said, 'that's a big word for a girl of nine'." --Emo Phillips
"It's so long since I've had sex, I've forgotten who ties up whom." --Joan Rivers
"A nymphomaniac is a women as obsessed with sex as the average man." --Mignon McLaughlin
"If there is reincarnation, I'd like to come back as Warren Beatty's fingertips." --Woody Allen
"What's the three words you never want to hear while making love? Honey, I'm home." --Ken Hammond
"Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them." --Steve Martin
“Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.” --Rodney Dangerfield
“There’s very little advice in men’s magazines, because men think, I know what I’m doing. Just show me somebody naked.” --Jerry Seinfeld “
Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet.” --Robin Williams
O projecto correu lindamente, arrasamos. O resto, nem por isso. Quando podia ser uma altura brutal de brincadeira, intimidade e "crescimento". Life is ironic in this way.
Mas fica aqui um Top Ten que tem de ser actualizado com a Lucy Liu, a médica do House e a médica do Prison Break e thats about it hehehe
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